Lather up and bath in the blood of a kidney. Get nice and clean, yet feel dirty, like some surgeon working out of a back alley, who takes his bloody work home and washes his naughty bits with it. It’s Bloody Kidney Soap. Yay? Looks authentic.I wonder if it smells authentic. Probably not since you don’t want a soap that tastes like urine.
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Hey look, a tower of baby skulls. That is also a lamp. Yes, this Baby Skull Tower Lamp is a tower of terror. Great to read by. As long as it’s a horror novel. And until all of these heads start talking to you. Like, “Hey whatcha reading?” or “Hang on I wasn’t done with that page yet!” It is the only acceptable way to have a tower of baby heads. If you’re into that sort of thing.
Season your meals with flavor that is out of this world with this Alien Salt Pepper Shaker Set. *Opens my eyes as I wake up in bed* Hmmmm. So you came for my salt and pepper did ya? Traveled light years just for that? Well, I could have told you you weren’t going to find that in my anus. Sheesh! Hey, where ya going? I didn’t say I wasn’t game for some probing still. *Lays on my stomach and shakes my heiney* Get back here! Oh I see how it is. You got what you want and now you’re done with me. Whatevs! Have fun with the high blood pressure from all that salt.
Opens up the Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Purse. Pulls out his sweater, the hat, lipstick, a few pieces of melted Freddy skin, the bladed glove thing, and some tic-tacs. Cool. This purse not only has Freddy’s color scheme, but it has also been pre-slashed for you. The seller has some other matching bags too.
This is the best cocktail I’ve ever had. What’s the secret? Why, this handy Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer of course. It is especially awesome if the cocktail is red, cuz it looks like blood coming out of the skull. No bones about it, this thing makes a killer cocktail.