Need a raven for your wall? Of course you do. A bird in the home is worth two in the bush. Or something. Also, you can’t flip someone the bird with no bird, so there’s that. And that’s why this handy video from Dre Ronayne will show you how to create your own DIY Raven Wall Ornament. You won’t have to live nevermore without one. Anyway, some of us don’t have the funds to buy such things, cuz we are Poe. Edgar Allan Poe. In the Poe house. We can’t Poe-ny up the money is what I’m saying.
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Hello boys and girls. Today we are going to learn how to make some DIY Coffin Purses. Your teacher will be the sexy and sassy Corinne Leigh via a very cool episode of Witch Crafting. These coffin purses are pretty damn awesome and I don’t even carry a purse. If I did, it would be one of these. But I don’t cuz I’m a man baby! Well, not a man who’s a baby. Commas really do mean everything.
These Sexy Skulls and Skeletons Sleeveless Dresses come in a variety of styles, every one of them super sexy. There’s just something about a woman wearing a skull… Not that I date many skull-less women. I mean, that would be real bad for the brain and your face would just kinda flop around. That’s not sexy at all. But any one of you ladies in one of these dresses? Wow! Makes me wish I was a dress, cuz I just wanna hug your hips all day.
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This Black Fleece Coffin Pillow is the best way to rest in peace. Just rest your head on this baby and take a nice nap. Don’t worry about bed head. You should be more concerned with dead head. Too bad it doesn’t come with some bedding, cuz I love dead in a bag stuff. I mean bed in a bag. More like bed in a bodybag. Am I right? High five. No? It’s dead in here.
Is Christmas the Day of The Dead cuz you got no presents? I hear ya. I used to get stockings full of coal myself, but that’s what I get for crossdressing in a coal mine. Anyway, these 8 Sugar Skull Day Of The Dead Christmas Tree Ornaments will liven up your tree. Well, maybe not liven, but they’ll look great on your tree. They are great alternatives to those fancy and shiny, cheerful ornaments.