Hey look, a tower of baby skulls. That is also a lamp. Yes, this Baby Skull Tower Lamp is a tower of terror. Great to read by. As long as it’s a horror novel. And until all of these heads start talking to you. Like, “Hey whatcha reading?” or “Hang on I wasn’t done with that page yet!” It is the only acceptable way to have a tower of baby heads. If you’re into that sort of thing.
Posts Tagged gothic
This Ouija Board Coffee Table is cool and all, but every time a spirit has something to say, one of the planchettes knocks my coffee over. Then I ask, “Are you done?” and it hovers over the word NO. Seriously? It seems to be okay with me drinking wine and spirits though. This table comes with 4 planchette coasters so your drinks can be carried around the table like a cat riding a roomba. Every time you try to grab one it slides away cuz it’s trying to spell out Pepsi cuz it disagrees with your soda choice. What the hell man.
Might as well have planchette races with this table and bet on which one delivers the message first. Of course the good thing about a Qija board table is that you can use food too. Drop an onion ring and watch it slide around spelling out words. Drop some spaghetti and watch as the pasta becomes letters. Spooky.
This Werewolf Transformation Art Print teaches you all about Werewolf transformations, the phases of the moon that affect them, their physiology, and more. It is basically a handy chart to hang on your wall. So the next time you are looking out the window and see some vagrant bent over one of your bushes in your front yard, you can consult this print to learn whether the dude is just popping a squat or turning into a hairy beast. Comes in handy like that.
Be the greatest gothic girl in this cool Gothic Bats Circle Skirt. Now you can have bats in your belfry all day long. You know, I can help you with that. I’ll need to examine your belfry first, so off with that skirt. I kid, I kid. Bats are so in this season. They are all the rage. But that may just be cuz they have rabies. Which causes rage.
This is some sweet Victorian Raven Stationery. I already know what I’m gonna write on it:
Dear ravens, what the heck.
Do you think you can stop pooping on my deck.
My roses have white
My violets are pooh.
Everything is covered in raven goo.
I see what you eat,
cuz it’s all over my street.
Please stop your your poop,
It is a nasty thick goop.
I’m cleaning forevermore,
So let’s make it never more!
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