This Skulls Belt Buckle is pretty appropriate for me to have over my junk cuz it’s like a graveyard down there if ya know what I mean. I get less action than there is on bingo night at an old folks home. It’s all good though… No, it’s not. Dear God, I’m so lonely. I just need some love. Why doesn’t anyone love me? Oh yeah, it’s probably cuz I post weird stuff on the internet every day and chicks just don’t understand. Maybe this belt buckle can turn my game around. Getting rid of the suspenders and bow tie would be a good next step too.
Posts Tagged gothic
The A Touch of Evil – Dark Gothic Card Game is dark, gothic and has a touch of evil. Okay, I’ll play. Each player plays a monster-hunting hero in the game, and that hero determines the player’s starting deck and grants a special ability. The heroes work together to defeat villains and monsters. You collectively lose the game if ten cards land in the shadows during play. Or if I flip the table cuz I’m losing.
If you’ve ever wanted to see your face surrounded by small human skulls, this Rings Of Human Skulls Mirror belongs in your home. I like it cuz it looks like they’re all smiling at my good looks. Except for that one guy. He ain’t buying it at all. Just doesn’t give a f**k! I hate that guy. There’s always one in every mirror.
Have yourself a morbid meal with this Morbid Decay Skeleton Handle Silverware. I think I used these once when I was invited to dinner by the Addams Family. Just FYI, they really are creepy and kooky and altogether ooky. You can buy a skeleton handle spoon, fork or a knife. You can also get the whole set of 3. I MUST have these in time for Halloween. They are really going to slay my guests.
Check out this Plague Doctor Magnet peeps. The plague doctor is better than the preg doctor. Cuz that means you knocked someone up. This cool magnet is going to be perfect for my fridge. It will help to remind me that Ice Cream is the plague. Seriously, it goes straight to my hips and not just cuz I used ice cream that one time to lube my hips up so I could crawl in the doggy door to get more ice cream. The plague doctor is my new diet friend. I like him cuz he says eclairs and potato chips are good for me still. Then he caws like a bird and is off to see his next patient. Anyway thanks. Kay. Bye.