These Monster In The Keyhole Journals from Etsy seller MilleCuirs are giving me nightmares, but that may be just because I like to peep through keyholes. C’Mon that’s what they’re there for. I’ve seen like two murders, politicians cross dressing, even saw a raccoon giving an elderly dude a back massage once. Keyholes are windows to other worlds. Sometimes very dirty and very wrong worlds.
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Behold the Grand Necronomicon Journal. Dude likes pretty grim. I guess that’s why its a grimoire. He’s a grimy grimmy grimster. He also needs to brush his teeth. Maybe get some sunglasses. Maybe a facelift. That should help home score with the ladies. I’m gonna use this as a diary.
Dear di(e)ary, please stop looking at me like you are hungry. I am not a piece of meat. You scare me. P.S. Sorry I keep fingering your teeth with my fingers.