What the shizz. Apparently these Devil Nuts are actually nuts and not demons crawling all over each other in the bowels of hell, like they look like. They are now the nuts of my nightmares. Not peanuts or walnuts, but deez nuts. They climbed their way up from hell so that you can eat them or do whatever the hell you do with demon nuts.
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Hmmm. Looks like Mr. Whiskers is in a bad mood. This Evil Cat Gargoyle Garden Statue will scare anything and everyone out of your garden. This stone cat is stone cold evil. He came to chew on some mice and kick ass and he’s all outta mice. This thing is super scary. And you just know it’s gonna come to life and flap those wings, then fly through your window at night.
Oh yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Creating my own monsters. The Monster Lab Card Game lets you create your own monsters without all of the hassles of digging up dead bodies and reanimating them with lightning. In this game, you get to run a Mad Scientist’s Laboratory and build 1000s of unique monsters. It includes 316 cards, 10 custom etched dice, and a manual. Unlike other people who make monsters all of the time, I never had kids, so this should be enjoyable.
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Why didn’t anyone tell me that this cool LEGO Vampire and Bat Building Kit existed? Now I can build my own vampire and bat and play with them all day long. I bet his name is Bela LEGO-see! Damn, that was a good one. I still got it. But don’t worry, it’s nothing that a few shots and some cream won’t clear right up.
This Glass Bat Cutting Board is for more than just slicing and dicing bats, which is a delicacy that I assume vampires enjoy. You can slice vegetables in style on this thing. Perfect for any Gothic kitchen. It measures 8 x 11 inches and features a cool gothic damask background with a vintage bat image in black and white. Go batty during meal prep!