Get your bony hands off of my Black Skeleton Bone Hands Tiara before I detach your digits. That’s what you’ll say when someone tries to steal this tiara off your head. Everyone knows you are the Skeleton Queen. Or at least the Skeleton Hands Queen. You’re gonna to look awesome wearing this girl. It’s like a skeleton is behind you, laying hands on you and reading your mind. Ohhhhhhh, you got some dirty thoughts! You wanna do what with who now? You gots some serious skeletons in the closet girl!
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Now you can identify yourself as someone who goes for long space rides against your will with this UFO Abduction Earring. That way if you and someone else are wearing one and happen to meet, you can pass each other in the mall and give each other a knowing look, as each of you touches your sore butts and wince before going on your merry way. And maybe you don’t feel so alone. Wear with this T-Shirt.
These Zombie Kitties Cat Pendants are zombie cats for your neck. They promise not to bite you and turn you into a zombie cat person. There are several different cat zombie personalities to choose from. Imma wear ’em all like Mr. T. Cuz I can’t choose a favorite. I pity the fool don’t have no zombie kitties around their neck!
If you don’t mind singling yourself out for a wild abduction, check out these bright and sparkly Alien Pendants. Glitter me timbers! You better order it now just in case you experience some missing time and forget all about it. Wait- What was I just doing? I have no idea, but my butt hurts and I is sleepy. Night nights. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Buy one of these Mythical Creature Necklaces and give it to Bigfoot. That way a mythical creature will be wearing a mythical creature necklace. I just think that’s cool. This shop has Bigfoot, The Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster. We all know they are real though. I’ve had my own sightings. I’m not trying to convince you. Just stop being distracted. While you argue about politics on Facebook, there’s a Sasquatch squatting in your yard. Trust your instincts. That steaming pile ain’t from no dog.
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