These Monster In The Keyhole Journals from Etsy seller MilleCuirs are giving me nightmares, but that may be just because I like to peep through keyholes. C’Mon that’s what they’re there for. I’ve seen like two murders, politicians cross dressing, even saw a raccoon giving an elderly dude a back massage once. Keyholes are windows to other worlds. Sometimes very dirty and very wrong worlds.
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I don’t know about you but I like to dress my journal up in red and black lace and write sweet nothings on its pages. This Sexy Black and Red Gothic Journal is what I’m talking about. It’s a little bit Gothic, a little bit vampire, but a lot sexy. The pages have been artificially aged. Is it wrong that I just want to touch it and take it home and write in it all night?
Damn that’s a big book! This Vampire Journal is perfect for those interviews with a vampire. Also great for vampires who want to write a list of their victims or keep a list on who has bad blood etc. I have bad blood by the way, just so we’re clear. No use biting me. This huge book has 100 blank and bound pages and a nicely detailed cover. Dear Diary… I vant to suck your blood, but I will settle for writing on your pages.
Ohhhh so tenta-cool. This Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook is so shiny and so tentacle-y. I would draw in this thing all day long. Draw a blank! Cuz I’m not really that creative. Just beware. The eye in the center sees everything. So, you know, turn it away when you touch your peen and stuff. Just a thoughtful tip.
Slip this Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover over your journal and then question whether that makes your journal a serial killer or not. I’m still not sure, but I’m watching my journal close. Going undercover as it’s friend to see if I can catch a predator. Hey waz up journal? Slip me some skin. Ewww! Too literal dude. No, I ain’t wearing a wire.