Tablets weren’t meant to stand upright by themselves. That’s why you need an octopus to lend a hand. I mean tentacle. This Octopus Tentacle iPad Tablet Stand is just as good as having a real octopus on standby. In fact, it’s better cuz it won’t shoot ink in your face and tell you to f**k off in Octopus language. It also won’t get slime all over every surface in your house. It also won’t move the tablet around and mess with you while you’re binge watching Glee. I don’t watch that. Just an example. And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t cry. Just sayin’.
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I love these Creepy and Macabre iPhone Cases. They’re classy and I’m all about the class. I fact, I class up the joint just by being here. I think I can safely say that I’m all class with no sass and if you don’t like it you can kiss my- Anyway, these iPhone cases are pretty sweet. KeywayDesigns has a nice selection of fancy looking cases to choose from, but obviously the creepiest and weirdest are the best. Like their sugar skull and kraken offerings for instance. That Kraken is gonna avoid crackin’ on your screen. Give your phone a scary makeover while keeping it looking upscale.
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Wipe your Kraken with some help from this Kraken Toilet Paper Holder. I’m not saying he’s gonna use each of his eight tentacles to get your butt as clean as it’s ever been, though that would be refreshing, but I am saying that he’s gonna always be there to offer you some fresh TP when you need it most.And if he ever fails you, it’s your fault cuz you forgot to replace the toilet paper.
I love me some mythological monsters. Purely platonic of course. It’s not like some sexy female Sasquatch is meeting me in some seedy back alley and we do the nasty. Not recently anyway. Back to the point. The Encyclopedia Mythologica: Dragons and Monsters Pop-Up Book is full of mythical creatures. I’m talking Medusa, vampires, kraken, Bigfoot and more. Sweet!
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Grab a tentacle and raise a toast- No, not that toast! You’re dripping butter all over the place! Raise your glass man! To the amazing Kraken Tentacle Mug! What? No. No, I’m not saying there’s a crack in the mug. I’m saying it’s a Kraken mug. Are you drunk already? I’m just saying the is cool, okay? Damn, I’m trying to write a blog post here.
That reminds me, why do they call them tentacles when they don’t have small tents on the end? If you trust the English language Octopi should occupy the center of a camping site and spread their tentacles out so campers have a place to sleep.