This Lace Bat isn’t your grandmother’s doily. Unless your grandmother is Morticia Addams. If that’s the case, let me just say that your grandma is hot dude. This lace bat is great for the table, great for an end table and works just about anywhere. It looks really nice and creepy if you haven’t dusted in about 12 years, like me. *Picks up lace bat and throws it.* Fly. Fly bat! *Chokes on cloud of dust as it lands.* I wish I knew what sets off these damn allergies!
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OpheliasChest makes some pretty terrifying jewelry. I for one, have never seen OpheliasChest, cuz I look her in the eye. I’m a gentleman. I also still have two black eyes from the last time I got caught looking at some boobage. Is it a little nippy in here or is it just me? Anywho, check out these Alien Xenomorph and Egg Chokers. They also have matching bracelets. These accessories are horrifying, yet awesome. I hope those eggs don’t hatch a facehugger, cuz that’s an accessory you don’t want any part of. No one wants their face hugged off. You hear my Aunt Sue? And your kisses are all slobbery and gross.
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Hey baby, you know you wanna let my face all up in there. Twice. Pay the $45. You’re worth it.
Gosling? Isn’t that like a baby goose or something? Whatevs. Enjoy him all up in your bidness.