It’s my friendly neighborhood Spider-Woman. I have no idea what her secret identity is, but I know she wears this Spider Web Lace Top and nothing else. She claims she is fighting crime. The police claim you can see her boobies in that top and they ain’t wrong! It would be a great movie if it weren’t taking place in my neighborhood at night when I’m trying to sleep. The noise doesn’t keep me up. I just can’t sleep knowing that I can see them boobies. And I never do. She swings by way too fast. She wears it with this Pencil Skirt.
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Toronto-based paper artist Ali Harrison of Light & Paper makes these elegant cutouts of human organs. Human anatomy parts. Sure, why not? It probably stops her from being a serial killer. Nah. I kid. I kid. Or do I? Who knows what is truly in her cold paper heart. Pretty cool though. You can see more on her Etsy shop. Use these as coasters for this Human Anatomy Mugs Set
Sorry, not real funny today cuz my brain is on fire. No, really. My paper brain just lit up I had it too close to the stove.
This Lace Bat isn’t your grandmother’s doily. Unless your grandmother is Morticia Addams. If that’s the case, let me just say that your grandma is hot dude. This lace bat is great for the table, great for an end table and works just about anywhere. It looks really nice and creepy if you haven’t dusted in about 12 years, like me. *Picks up lace bat and throws it.* Fly. Fly bat! *Chokes on cloud of dust as it lands.* I wish I knew what sets off these damn allergies!
OpheliasChest makes some pretty terrifying jewelry. I for one, have never seen OpheliasChest, cuz I look her in the eye. I’m a gentleman. I also still have two black eyes from the last time I got caught looking at some boobage. Is it a little nippy in here or is it just me? Anywho, check out these Alien Xenomorph and Egg Chokers. They also have matching bracelets. These accessories are horrifying, yet awesome. I hope those eggs don’t hatch a facehugger, cuz that’s an accessory you don’t want any part of. No one wants their face hugged off. You hear my Aunt Sue? And your kisses are all slobbery and gross.
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Hey baby, you know you wanna let my face all up in there. Twice. Pay the $45. You’re worth it.
Gosling? Isn’t that like a baby goose or something? Whatevs. Enjoy him all up in your bidness.