Looks like someone has been playing in the lava. This Terrifying Burnt Faced Baby Doll Head Lamp will haunt your room and your nightmares. I bet it looks like a scary floating head when all the lights are out. I hope not cuz I don’t want it to float too close to the curtains and burn my shizz down. I’ll be seeing this in my nightmares tonight.
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This Molten Lava Gargoyle is hot hot hot. It’s gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight. It’s lava-ly isn’t it? Fun fact: I accidentally typed isn tit at first. Made me giggle. This gargoyle is going to look amazing in your home,on your roof, or wherever. You can put him on your roof, no roofies required. That’s how I usually get mine up there, and it’s wrong. I’m sorry. Now I just ask nicely.
I tell time the H.P. Lovecraft way, with this Cthulhu Lava Hourglass. What time is it? It’s half past Cthulu’s ass and a quarter to his balls. It doesn’t matter what time you ask me, that’s always the time. This hourglass is lava-ly. I mean lovely.
The lava slowly counts down to a dark awakening that spells our doom.
This Magma Neckpiece is hot. Scorching. Women look lava-ly in magma. You make me blow my top girl! Guys, do yourself a favor and buy this for your lady. Don’t be cheap like me. *Flashes back to two years ago*
What is my surprise?
Just keep your blindfold on. It’s almost ready.
I’m so excited. What is it?
Well, you remember how you wanted that magma neckpiece? I made you one myself. Open your eyes.
Uh…This is like a drippy plastic melted candle…
Yeah, I opened a couple of lava lamps and dumped it on a mannequin head. Then cut the head off to make the hole. You’re welcome.
It feels hot still. Why is my shirt smoking.
Why indeed? Where did it pick up that habit? From a nun? Heh. I crack myself- Ow! I’ll grab the fire extinguisher.