It is better to wear a Coffin Crossbody Bag than to be in one. That’s my motto. Plus you get to make all kinds of funny jokes to your friends like: “This is where all of the bodies are buried”. That’s a real knee-slapper there. This leather bag is perfect for a night out on the town or a night traipsing through a cemetery. It’s a tomb for your lipstick and stuff. A mausoleum for your makeup. A resting place for the supplies for your face.
Posts Tagged leather
Hey, it’s the monster that wrecked Tokyo. And I ain’t talking Fukushima! What? Too soon? My bad. This cool Godzilla Wallet belongs in your pocket. It shows Godzilla on the rampage, breathing fire. It also shows Godzilla’s anatomy as if he got hit with a laser. I can see he had chicken for dinner, along with a butt-load of Japanese locals and tourists.
I say butt-load cuz it looks like they are gonna hurt coming out. Depending on his digestion anyway. I’d be backed up for a week. That meal is too rich. Get it? Too rich? Cuz ya have to be rich to travel and be a tourist these days.
Hey what time is it? Time to get a watch! Haha, very funny. No, it’s time to get one of these cool Leather Skull Watch Bands, so your watch can look all badass and gothic. You can choose from different colors and sizes, but all have those awesome skulls. I feel more badass already. Leather makes you look tough and so do skulls, however my current Mickey Mouse watch does NOT look tough. This look may not work for me.
I know you’re gonna go ape over this cool Monkey Skull Bag. Monkey see, monkey do, monkey hold all your stuff in it’s head. Quit monkeying around. Carry this one all of the time and call it Kong. Or don’t, I don’t care. That’s between you and your monkey, that’s what I say. Until somebody walks in unannounced, then it’s between you, your monkey and most likely your mom. Embarrassing.
Damn. These leather skulls are pretty darn awesome. They are made by Heavy Eyes and are made by hand in Brooklyn, using premium leathers. Why are your eyes so heavy? Huh? Huh? Stop hitting yourself! Anyway, they fold the leather and use metal hardware to attach it all together. Leather origami? Osteo-origami? I don’t know what to call it, but these skulls are sweet.
(Click to Read More…)