This UFO Abducting A Cow Christmas Ornament with Light and Sound is going to abduct your Christmas and give it a thorough examination right up its chimney. It features lights, fiber optics, and a sound chip. The UFO lights up and makes a ray gun sound as it abducts that one Earthly beast. Sadly there’s no farmer to shoot his shotgun into the air and shake his fist, but I still think it’s cool.
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These Flashing LED Eyelashes are not futuristic, not cool looking and they have wires going over your ears that look like wire hangers and it makes them look like glasses for your eyelashes. Also you have to wear a motion sensor on the back of your head for them to work, so… Futuristic Cyborg fail! This is what you wear when you want to absolutely, positively keep the opposite sex away from you. Forever. Yeah, you will never know sex again. And no, I’m not going to explain it to you. I’m too busy having the sex and can’t stop. Won’t stop. Cuz my eyelashes bring all the girls to the yard.
There’s nothing quite like some Color Changing Realistic Organs to decorate the old homestead.Or is that homes-dead? These realistic organs light up and change color in the dark, making them the perfect scary nightlights. You can choose a Brain or a Heart. My brain is all aglow for these pieces of organ lighting. That’s one way to fire up your neurons and turn on your heart light. Screw you Neil Diamond. Now that song is in my head.
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These Zombie Hands Pathway Markers will light the way, but do you dare follow the path? I know I don’t want my ankles grabbed by zombie hands! Which, ironically, is what several girlfriends have told me in bed. I must have weird hands. Anyway, these zombie hands will light your way and look nice and creepy in your yard. They go well with these zombie head path markers too.
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You are gonna be the ultimate creeper and freaker at the rave thanks to these Scary Light Up Masks. Are they still doing raves? I have no idea. Maybe people just aren’t raving about them so I’m not hearing about them. These masks are pretty scary. I wouldn’t want to see one in a dark alley. Then again, there’s a lot of stuff I never want to see in a dark alley. Like a dude wielding a knife, a gun or the unexpected exposed weiner. All of those scenarios get worse when the perp is wearing a mask like this. Send shivers down my spine.