Check out this Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket. It’s pretty realistically detailed. Except for that fact that human hearts aren’t silver. It has a small compartment that opens which can hold a small message. The heart measures a little over 1.25 inches in height and width and is hung from a silver plated steel chain that is 26 inches long. People are always telling me to have a heart, so I guess I’ll have this one.
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A new coloring book? Thanks ma! Wait- You want me to color in guts and bones and stuff. I wanted a Pokemon coloring book. Sorry, was having a flashback. That was just one of the things that scarred me for all time and led to a life of writing about weird and bizarre things all day. You have my mom to thank. This Anatomy Coloring Book is about taking your crayolas to some areolas. Stay inside the spines my friend. Draw… a breath on those lungs. It’s a fun book. I wouldn’t fibula.
Human organs, we all gots ’em. And we cant sees ’em. That’s the way God intended it cuz they’re gross and stuff. But if you really want to have a look and study them, you can use this Anatomy Models Bundle Set to see how everything works. You get a Heart Model, Brain Model, Body Model and a Skeleton Model. Heck, you can build yourself a whole human if you can figure out how to bring it to life. Except it has no skin, so… No. Don’t do that. I might use the inside of that brain for chocolates though.
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Yeah, this game doesn’t seem weird at all. This won’t scar kids for life. This Weird 3D Puzzle Human Body Organ Game (With background music) teaches kids about the body and organ`s. Also teaches them that the world is gross. Here’s how you play: each person picks an organ card and puts the organ back into body. If it fits in the body, then turn to the next player, if it is wrong organ, lookout, the body starts trembling and you likely have a malpractice suit coming. All the organs fly out. Damn!
Here is an actual quote from the item page:
With sound and voice, horrible music creat a nervous atmosphere.
Now I’m sold. Though I’m not sure what creat means. It has music and body parts flying everywhere. Who wants to play with me? This goes well with these anatomical pint glasses. Have a drink while organs are flying.
Lather up and bath in the blood of a kidney. Get nice and clean, yet feel dirty, like some surgeon working out of a back alley, who takes his bloody work home and washes his naughty bits with it. It’s Bloody Kidney Soap. Yay? Looks authentic.I wonder if it smells authentic. Probably not since you don’t want a soap that tastes like urine.