Relive the classic Psycho scene and keep your books organized at the same time with these cool Psycho Shower Scene Metal Bookends. All I can say is, that dude better be feeling mega stabby stabby if he wants to get through all of those books. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you shower girl. I’ll put a ton of books in his way. I know that sounds heroic and all, but let me finish. If you displease me, I’ll just put a newspaper in there. What can I say, I’m a harsh bookmaster.
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Testing. Testing. 1. 2. 3. What the- Just realized my lips were next to one of these Skull Microphones. Sorry if I accidentally kissed ya. Just tryin’ to do a podcast here. I’m lying. I have no idea how to do one. My skill set is limited to acting like a jackass and accidentally entertaining you guys on a regular basis. Thanks for the gig.
These are skull microphones. They are awesome. Possible band names: Skull-Lee-O-Sis, The Brainiacs, Noggin McFloggin, The Chrome Domes… That’s all I got. I’m blinded by their shiny Terminator-like brilliance.
Hey guys, I think I just discovered what stands guard at the gates of hell. What? No, not my wife! Well, her too. I’m talking about this Evil Metal Robot Hell Dog. It can’t be stopped, it can’t be reasoned with, but I hear if you give it a nice bowl of warm milk, it will lay down and purr, then you can pass. Nevermind. That’s for evil robot hell cats. Yeah, if you see this thing, just kiss your butt goodbye. If you have three grand to spare, you can park it in your yard and command this hell beast or spend all day riding it like a motorcycle and making vroom vroom noises. That’s what I’d do.
These Horror Metal Art Bookends are cool. Now the question is, what kind of books to display with them. Hmmmm. I feel like I’m missing something here. What kind of books would go well with horror bookends? I don’t know. I’m stumped. But I do know that these bookends are going to look awesome in your home. Maybe put some horror books in them or something. Hey, I answered my own question! Horror!
Spider-Lady, Spider-Lady. Does whatever a Spider-Lady does. You know, eat her young, go to spinning class and spin some kick-ass webs all over town, wield a knife- Wait. What the- This Alien Spider-Lady Sculpture is more badass than I thought. Nice Medusa-like hair too. Your web or mine baby? You promise not to bite my head off after? Cool.
*Some time later* That was great baby! *Smokes* Nah, I’m good. I don’t need an extra blanket. No, really, stop spinning that cocoon around me. It’s too hot for- Oh poopy.
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