Etsy seller MrHamiltonArt likes to make monsters. He’s a real Victor Frankenstein. He makes all kinds of cool Miniature Monster Dioramas that you can display on your desk or wherever. His shop has Sharkman, Dracula, a Werewolf, Frankenstein, a Xenomorph and many more. They are equally cute and creepy. I gotta collect them all.
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Awwww. Wook at the cute wittle Tiny Raven Skull Leather Journal. You can take this out in the field and write about your adventures. For me that would be peeing in the woods. That’s about all the adventure I can take. Looking at nature, then peeing in it as God intended. It’s how the flowers grow. Your welcome. I’m like a beneficial fairie just flitting through the woods, creating life. Sometimes pooping. When nature calls, I answer. Glad to help out. Pro tip: Never wipe with leaves of three. If it has leaves of three, let it be. Trust my rashy bunghole on that one.
I need another creepy ornament on my tree like I need a hole in my head, but this Mini Skull Ornament looks pretty sweet. Ornaments like this make Christmas look like the day of the dead. Maybe I’ll put a little Santa hat on him or attach him to a reindeer body. This is sure to get me some extra gifts from Santa. Santa loves a creepy Christmas tree. Little known fact.
Stackable Animal Fetuses. Why the hell not? They are like building blocks I guess. The building blocks of life. Meet rhino fetus, elephant fetus and hippo fetus. Hippo fetus is the worst. That fatty is always leeching vital nutrients and minerals from the others. I don’t know. Put ’em on your desk. Stack ’em on top of each other. Spin ’em like a top until the fetus is dizzy. I just have no idea here. I’ll have to gestate on it for awhile….
I’ve decided that they are the “in” thing right now. In utero!
These miniature tombstones are apparently for really tiny people. RIPman. RIP. If I had a tiny hat I would tip it and hold it to my heart. But I don’t. So instead, I’m pouring out some liquor for my tiny homies. Oh s**t, here comes the wife!
Were you just pouring liquor all over my tiny tombstones that are in the dirt for my potted plant?
Just honoring the homies. Don’t be a hater! Besides liquor makes plants grow quicker. Everybody knows that. Except for that shriveled up plant in the corner. That one couldn’t hold it’s liquor. What a pansie! Get it? Oh s**t, put down that vase!
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