If I could I would collect the heads of my enemies, shrink them down and wear them as miniature head in a jar pendants. I’d be like Mr. T only creepier. Well, these are not my enemies, but it’s a start. I wonder if they offer heads in a can. I just find that they keep better with less spoilage. Maybe in a ziploc? Heck, just wrap them in foil. I need variety in my miniature heads.
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Etsy seller MrHamiltonArt likes to make monsters. He’s a real Victor Frankenstein. He makes all kinds of cool Miniature Monster Dioramas that you can display on your desk or wherever. His shop has Sharkman, Dracula, a Werewolf, Frankenstein, a Xenomorph and many more. They are equally cute and creepy. I gotta collect them all.
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Awwww. Wook at the cute wittle Tiny Raven Skull Leather Journal. You can take this out in the field and write about your adventures. For me that would be peeing in the woods. That’s about all the adventure I can take. Looking at nature, then peeing in it as God intended. It’s how the flowers grow. Your welcome. I’m like a beneficial fairie just flitting through the woods, creating life. Sometimes pooping. When nature calls, I answer. Glad to help out. Pro tip: Never wipe with leaves of three. If it has leaves of three, let it be. Trust my rashy bunghole on that one.
I need another creepy ornament on my tree like I need a hole in my head, but this Mini Skull Ornament looks pretty sweet. Ornaments like this make Christmas look like the day of the dead. Maybe I’ll put a little Santa hat on him or attach him to a reindeer body. This is sure to get me some extra gifts from Santa. Santa loves a creepy Christmas tree. Little known fact.
Stackable Animal Fetuses. Why the hell not? They are like building blocks I guess. The building blocks of life. Meet rhino fetus, elephant fetus and hippo fetus. Hippo fetus is the worst. That fatty is always leeching vital nutrients and minerals from the others. I don’t know. Put ’em on your desk. Stack ’em on top of each other. Spin ’em like a top until the fetus is dizzy. I just have no idea here. I’ll have to gestate on it for awhile….
I’ve decided that they are the “in” thing right now. In utero!