What’s this? Someone sent me a greeting card! How thoughtful. Oh wait. It’s one of those Misfortune Cookies Anti-Greeting Cards. Not sure if I should be depressed or not. Send these to both your friends and your foes. On the front it says “This message will self-disturb in two seconds”. Then you write whatever you want inside. Pretty awesome and kinda twisted, which is just the way we like it around here. Don’t forget about the company’s actual Misfortune Cookies either. So dark and tasty. Give ’em as a gift and send them a card with it. Perfect.
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Fortune cookies are great and all, but they’re just too damn happy if ya ask me. Misfortune Cookies are a dark twist on the whole fortune cookie game. These cookies don’t predict things like love or wealth. Instead they are nasty, brutally honest and blunt. In other words perfect for me and my Creepbay readers. It’s like cracking open a cookie and having that cookie abuse you. But it’s also a laugh at the same time.