If you’re looking for stress relief, you might want to take up the hobby of adult coloring books. Specifically this Creepy Clown Coloring Book. Man, I feel the stress just melting away. You know, despite the fact that coloring these nightmare clowns is making my heart race and making my muscles all tight. Why do I feel all paranoid and keep looking around me? Man, it’s a good thing I have this coloring book to help me feel better, cuz I’m really f**kin high strung now man!
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Handsy the Hobo Spider freaks me out. Probably cuz it combines my two greatest fears, hobos and spiders. He’s got a cool little top hat and a nice set of teeth, a cigar. Keep your hands to yourself handsy. No, I can’t spare some change. You’re a spider, go eat something for free.
The world continues to get crazier and more nightmarish every day and not just because I just dropped two ice cubes in a whiskey glass only find out I’m out of Nyquil. Well, mainly because of that, but also because of these Alien Xenomorph Looking Sharks that were recently snagged by researchers near Taiwan. Yes, they look like Alien Xenomorphs. Yes, I’m not sleeping anytime soon. Are those snake teeth on a shark? Yes they are. They can move their jaw beyond their mouth. *Sigh. Shakes Nyquil over the ice one more time. Nothing comes out… Again. Looks out the window.* Oh, now I see the problem. BRB.
*Returns with new bottle. Pours it. Drinks. Ahhhhhhh.* Silly me, trying to drink Nyquil when it’s day outside. Luckily I have a fresh batch of Dayquil. That hit the spot. Don’t try this at home. I’m what you call a professional.
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So this is what happened to H.P. Lovecraft. Do I call it an Octo-Craft? H.P. Love-Tentacles? I have no idea. Enjoy H.P. Lovecraft’s Head With Tentacles On A Box. You can use it as a storage box, a jewelry box, or whatever. However you use it, you are going to scream. And never stop. Scream and run away. I don’t blame you. This thing is nightmare fuel.
This devil moth has been all over the internet lately. It has the normal body of a moth, but also features several hairy tentacles that pulsate and make people scream. It is actually known as a Creatonotos gangis. AKA “F this shizz, I’m outta here.” This is what is starring in my nightmares tonight, with a special guest appearance from “Poop, evacuating from my butt.”
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