Skull Wrapping Paper. When you care enough to give the very best. I’m gonna be all ironic and gift someone a skull wrapped in this wrapping paper. Great for Halloween presents or just every day creepy gift giving. I hope someone gives me a gift with cool wrapping paper. Okay. That’s a wrap. I’m done!
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You’d have to be cuckoo to not hang this clock in your home. And I’m not talking cuckoo for cocoa puffs, which I am. Cuz that’s a good thing. This The Nightmare Before Christmas Cuckoo Clock features a Zero ghost-dog that pops out instead of a bird, to the tune of “This Is Halloween.” Tim Burton fans and Halloween fanatics will love it. All of your favorite characters are here. I must have it!
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This Skeleton Lace Poncho is perfect for lazy people like me, who are too lazy to make a proper Halloween costume. Just wear this lightweight lace poncho over your clothes. One size fits all. It turns you into a skeleton, with skulls, and cobweb designs too. Just put it on and go get that sweet candy! I hope you get a ton of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Cuz I want ’em!
This A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt is a handy shirt for the traveller. It lets you know what to call Bigfoot in different areas of the world, as well as how they differ in appearance. So if you run into one, you can quickly identify it. I usually just identify it as “Holy s**t! Did you see that huge motherf**ker?”
Not as classy as this Bigfoot Shirt, but still.
You know what they say, 3 skull heads are better than one. 3 ice skull heads are better than 3 skull heads too. This Cool Skull Heads Ice Cube Maker lets you make a gentlemen head with a monocle, a pirate head and a plain old skull head. They look awesome. Reminds me of a joke: A pirate, a gentleman and a regular skull walk into a bar… And that’s all I got. I’m gonna put one of each in my drink and make them fight. See who melts last. I bet the winner is old one-eye, cuz pirates are tough.