All I want for Christmas are these Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments. My tree needs more dead bats. They just love hanging, ya know. Bats know how to hang. They also know how to fill a cave floor with poop, but luckily you won’t have to worry about that. You won’t be singing, “Deck the halls with tons of guano…” Good thing too, cuz Santa doesn’t like stepping in bat sh*t while he’s putting gifts under the tree. Just saying.
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ZooPoo. That’s fun to say. ZooPoo. Basically it’s animal poo in a can. Even though animals don’t use the can. You can get Kangaroo crap, Rhino releases, Elephant Ewww, Gorilla guacamole and many more. It’s the worst part of a zoo. In a can. Each can is full of it. Literally. Full of composted manure.
All eyes are going to be on these tights. Cuz they have eyes. So it’s true, the eyes have it. Aye aye Captain. I can’t take my peepers off of those legs. I want to study them. Those legs are the teacher and I am the pupil. I bet her name is Iris. *Sings* I am the eye in the thigh… I’m looking at youuuuuuu. Sorry if that was corny-a. Should have thought about that joke first. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20.
Check out this Raven Crow Skull Necklace. It has talons gripping the skull as if some other bird is giving this skull a Vulcan mind meld. “My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts”. It’s a badass necklace, that’s for sure. Also, that’s so raven! Am I right? They should have a TV show where everyone wears this. You know what it would be called? America’s Got Talons! Get it? I know, that was terrible. People just aren’t raven over my jokes they way I thought they would.
Check out this Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket. It’s pretty realistically detailed. Except for that fact that human hearts aren’t silver. It has a small compartment that opens which can hold a small message. The heart measures a little over 1.25 inches in height and width and is hung from a silver plated steel chain that is 26 inches long. People are always telling me to have a heart, so I guess I’ll have this one.