This Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse will hold all of your candy on Halloween night.It will also hold your eggs and TP for the night before Halloween. Is that still a thing? We used to call it mischief night. AKA the annual night that police and I would get acquainted. This is a beautiful purse. Now excuse me while I go egg this guys house down the street. I heard he’s giving out fun-sized candy again this year instead of full sized bars. Cheap bastard!
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You’ll go batty for this Betsey Johnson Going Batty Crossbody Purse. Make it your familiar. Betsey Johnson? More like Batsey Johnson. I want to open this thing and watch as a hundred bats fly out. Maybe that’s just me. It is a great bag for your womanly essentials and a great way to channel your inner Bat-Girl.
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That is one good looking bag. But enough about your grandmother! Also that’s a very cool Gothic Bag you have there. I love all the skulls, ravens and dark imagery. That is what we in the industry call, “sweet as f**k!” It will hold all of your things in style. Dare I say, it even looks sexy? Can I watch you carry it as you walk away slowly? Is that weird? I see you have your phone clutched in that “911 at the ready” way that I know so well from women. Ok, I’m out. Later gator. After a while crocodile. Another time porcupine!
Illuminati in da house! Shhhhhhh! We don’t talk about them. Ever. Anyway, this Liquorbrand Ouija Board Gothic Symbols Purse has all kinds of Ouija Board symbols and even an Illuminati eye in the center. Did I not just tell you to shut your mouth? Just talkin’ bout Shaft. I mean Illuminati! That’s it! We told you that the first rule of Illuminati is that you don’t talk about Illuminati. And you just keep blabbing on and on. Yeah, well you just talked about ’em. I’m just trying to make a point. You keep- Looks like we’re both out of the club. You son of a-
This classy Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse is in this year. I know cuz I watched a fashion show and was very disappointed that there were no planes on the runway. That’s 5 hours of my life I’ll never get back. Anyway this purse is creep-chic and totally awesome. It has some classic skulls and some great features. I mean, it’s no fish purse, but it’s not trying to be.
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