Opens up the Nightmare On Elm Street Freddy Krueger Purse. Pulls out his sweater, the hat, lipstick, a few pieces of melted Freddy skin, the bladed glove thing, and some tic-tacs. Cool. This purse not only has Freddy’s color scheme, but it has also been pre-slashed for you. The seller has some other matching bags too.
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Do you like your skulls with roses? Well, this Skulls and Roses Crossbody Purse has both. Plus plenty of room for your stuff. And you better not be carrying around ACTUAL skulls and roses inside cuz that’s just messed up and you may have a problem. This bag is stylish, functional and beautiful, which is coincidentally what I said about my grandmother when they went to put her in a home. They agreed it wasn’t time, then they asked me why I called her a bag and slapped me upside the head.
It is better to wear a Coffin Crossbody Bag than to be in one. That’s my motto. Plus you get to make all kinds of funny jokes to your friends like: “This is where all of the bodies are buried”. That’s a real knee-slapper there. This leather bag is perfect for a night out on the town or a night traipsing through a cemetery. It’s a tomb for your lipstick and stuff. A mausoleum for your makeup. A resting place for the supplies for your face.
I know you’re gonna go ape over this cool Monkey Skull Bag. Monkey see, monkey do, monkey hold all your stuff in it’s head. Quit monkeying around. Carry this one all of the time and call it Kong. Or don’t, I don’t care. That’s between you and your monkey, that’s what I say. Until somebody walks in unannounced, then it’s between you, your monkey and most likely your mom. Embarrassing.
You want some sexy zombies? Of course you do. I got some sexy zombies for you. This Pin up Zombie Handbag is full of them. You got your sexy cowgirl zombie, what looks like a sexy prom queen zombie, a movie star and more. These are some zexy zexy zombies. You can carry all of your stuff in this purse in style. You can probably carry at least one zombie head in it. If you’re into that sort of thing.