Remember Madballs? A bunch of you guys played with your balls as kids. That’s why they’re mad! Burned! Oh man, you walked right into that one. Anyway, these Madballs Horrorballs are the balls that you abused as kids, now returned as horror characters and mad as hell. You got Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, Alien, Predator and a Facehugger.
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Get your tentacles off of my coffee. I didn’t touch your coffee. What do you take me for, a sucker? Like the ones on your tentacles? You kraken kleptomaniac! Okay, okay, I tried to steal your coffee. What about a trade instead? Hmmm. You mean a…. Fair trade? Forget it man, I don’t drink coffee with someone who makes bad jokes like that. Bean there, done that! Your joke was worse! Time to slap each other senseless with our tentacles and settle this for good! Then we can get back to our Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs.
Check out these cool General Mills Monster Cereals Mugs. *Fills each up with the corresponding cereal. Adds milk. Then quickly eats from each real fast, one after the other.* I like my cereal soggy, so I mix it up with my spoon. Otherwise known as the Monster Mash! You get Count Chocula, Boo-Berry, Frute Brute, Franken Berry and Yummy Mummy. The box is printed on both sides of the cup. Awesome.
This Un-Happy Hour Skirt is full of monsters getting their drink on in some bar in Transylvania. Looks like a fun time. I have only one question. What does a mummy have to go through to take a s**t? Do you have to unwrap your entire body just to expose your mummy-butt so you can take a dump? Or do they have a convenient set of butt-bandages that open like a flap? Also, do they wipe with their own bandages or use TP? So many questions.
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These Retro and Scary Ghoulsville Enamel Pins are awesome, cute and creepy. They are based on the classic Ben Cooper masks. Each metal enamel pin comes in a collector’s box with a clear window just like the big ones. You better get these quick before they sell out. You can find them here and here. Put them on your jacket, your backpack or just collect them.
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