Let us converse about Converse. Conversely I could just write about it and you read it, so there’s no talking at all and I continue to be lonely. Sound good? Cool. These Custom Converse Skulls and Roses Shoes are awesome. I’m pretty sure that if you buried these in the ground, a bunch of skulls and roses would bloom from them. That’s how cool they are. They make a great gift for any fan of sweet-ass shoes that look badass.
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Check out this fancy Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes. It is handmade 925 sterling silver with 18k yellow gold roses and calavera engravings. Those eyes. They hypnotize me. Get out of my head and get on my finger! The seller also has one with red roses for eyes. This is one badass ring! I think I need one of these for every finger.
Waiter, give me your finest champagne and serve it up in two Skull Goblets With Roses. Chop chop. Haven’t got all day. Just want to tip back some skulls and get a little tipsy before I go back to my day job of transporting kids to and fro from school. Hurry up you fool, it is early dismissal today.
Just so you know, that is not a re-enactment of how I lost my last job. I mean it’s not accurate at all. There’s no way I could have spoken so coherently. And I prefer beer, not champagne. Also, I never drove kids. Just the elderly.
Just because it is the Day of the Dead, that doesn’t mean that you have to be chilled like a corpse. Warm your neck with this cool Day of The Dead Scarf. Dia de los Muertos bitches! You stylin’ in your skull scarf girl. Skulls and roses. That’s the only way to roll. You gonna look so sexy girl! Dia de los fashion! *finger snaps everywhere* I promise not to do that again. I’m really a manly man. *Screams* I’m late for my chorus rehearsal.
Do you like your skulls with roses? Well, this Skulls and Roses Crossbody Purse has both. Plus plenty of room for your stuff. And you better not be carrying around ACTUAL skulls and roses inside cuz that’s just messed up and you may have a problem. This bag is stylish, functional and beautiful, which is coincidentally what I said about my grandmother when they went to put her in a home. They agreed it wasn’t time, then they asked me why I called her a bag and slapped me upside the head.