This Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap gives you one towel for Mrs F and one towel for Mr F. Oh, and you get a cool Frankenstein soap too. Obviously your Mrs. F is gonna complain as soon as you get these dirty and you’ll say, “Isn’t that what they’re for?” Then she’ll smack you and throw them in the washer. Isn’t love great?
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Learn about the body while you are putting liquid in your own. This Human Anatomy Mugs Set has a skull, a heart, a brain and a ribcage mug. I think you should stack them up and make a human body in your kitchen. Then whistle and say, “Hey baby, you is stacked!” Then look around and make sure no one heard that. That’s what I would do.
This Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein Pillow Set is perfect for you and your monster bride. I like how they have the heads on them so you know which side of the bed is yours. Monsters! Talk about bumping uglies! Am I right? Frankenstein sex is known as the monster mash. And despite what you’ve heard it is not a graveyard smash. And it did not catch on in a flash. Cuz it’s nasty. Worse than old people doing it.
I don’t know how many times I’ve said it. You have to dress up your zombie. I can’t stress this enough. Your Zombie can’t just walk around naked. I mean their naughty parts are all rotten and putrid for one thing. Dress them up people, or don’t keep them as pets. It’s that simple. This Zombie with Dress-Up Clothes Vinyl Magnet Set will help teach you how to dress them for success. Put these magnets on the fridge and have fun putting clothes on an undead form. There’s even a beer can in there. Or maybe it’s an energy drink.
Dress this one and dress the real thing. This ain’t no game peeps. Naked Zombies are the worst. But their naked bodies got a lot of shame in their game. True dat!
Your kitchen just got creepier. Your pantry will be petrified. Your larder will be… Lardier? I guess I messed that one up. Anyway, these Ceramic Skull Measuring Spoons are magnificent and macabre. Why didn’t I think of this? Measuring by skulls.It makes perfect sense. I’ll have two skulls of sugar please. These are perfect for everyday use, but especially great when baking in the fall.
What the hell is a larder anyway? That’s always how I referred to Walmart customers on scooters, but that ain’t right. Oh well. Sometimes you don’t learn something new everyday and that’s okay too. Cuz you can learn it tomorrow and look smart then. That’s planning for the future right there. Future engineering. You might even say it’s a form of time travel.