Because it is never too early to teach your kids about the horror that is alien abduction, you can do so with this LEGO UFO Abduction Set. The focus of this set is to protect the farmer from being abducted by the alien UFO. As your child is building it you can talk with them about things like missing time, butt probing stuff, tractor beams and regression therapy. It should be a productive little project that you can both share in.
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Human organs, we all gots ’em. And we cant sees ’em. That’s the way God intended it cuz they’re gross and stuff. But if you really want to have a look and study them, you can use this Anatomy Models Bundle Set to see how everything works. You get a Heart Model, Brain Model, Body Model and a Skeleton Model. Heck, you can build yourself a whole human if you can figure out how to bring it to life. Except it has no skin, so… No. Don’t do that. I might use the inside of that brain for chocolates though.
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Freddy and Jason sittin’ in a tree, K I S S I N G… *Freddy locates my with dream GPS and whistles to Jason, saying “here is the no good ^%$&*U that’s makin’ fun of us. Freddy holds me down while Jason swings the machete! I wake up.* Damn, that was close. Can’t you guys take a joke? Anyway, I love you guys as the Horror Freddy and Jason VYNL Figure 2-Pack. Lookin’ super cute guys. Are we cool now? I hope so. I should really learn to stop making fun of horror dudes.
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I said pour some wine in one of these Bones Wine Goblets, so’s I can down it in my own skull bartender, or so help me I will jump over this bar and lay the smack down. Sorry. You’re a Diva when I don’t drink. Here have a Snickers- *Jumps the bar and slaps the bartender senseless. Drinks.* That’s better. *Looks down at the unconscious bartender with the smushed snickers in his mouth* You have a snickers. *Tosses tip on him and leaves.*
Wear these pins on your Michael Myers costume. This Halloween Collector’s Enamel Pin Set 6-Pack gives you 6 pins based on the movie. I’m gonna wear them in a pattern that makes it look like they are stabbing and shooting each other. No one survives my accessorizing! Maybe I’ll have everyone stabbing and shooting that pumpkin. It is a limited edition of only 500 pieces, so get them now! Wear them with these Michael Myers Earrings.