I can see by your Day Of The Dead Skull Leggings that you have some nice bones baby. Wear them to your yoga class, to dinner… In fact wear them out cuz I love seeing ’em on you girl. What? You’re gonna wear them to the fancy dinner we have scheduled tonight with my boss? Seriously? No, I meant wear them out as in wear them all of the damn time cuz you look sexy. Don’t wear ’em out to dinner. What do you mean you are about to show me what the day of the dead is all about? Did you just threaten me with murder? Damn. Fine. wear ’em. I don’t care.
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This is a real leg slapper. Maybe even a knee slapper. Cuz if I see you wearing these Spiders Pantyhose, I’m gonna slap your knee and try to kill those spiders. But the first thing I’m gonna ask is, are those new pantyhose or have they just been laying around for a while in an abandoned house? Then decide from there how to proceed. Pretty sexy though, I have to admit. And I ain’t afraid to say that that’s a nice pair of legs. Looking smooth girl.
Who’s that sexy chick with the femurs that go on forever? And that pelvis! That gluttonous maximus. Wait, that’s a muscle isn’t it? Whatever. This calendar is like calcium, cuz I just grew a bone if ya know what I’m sayin’. I like big bones and I can not lie… These girls got to many skeletons in the closet though. This Eizo: Pin-up Calendar features x-rays of skeleton pin-ups instead of, you know, pin-ups with their flesh.
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So you and the wife are wearing your Ouija Board Panties and getting ready to “summon some spirits” when your kid bursts through the door. Mommy, daddy, what are you doing? Well, you see son. When a man loves a woman very much, he eases his planchette across her board, until you hit just the right spot. That would be when your mother yells YES YES YES. Now get out of here and if you hear stuff banging around, it’s just some paranormal activity. Lock the door on your way out. Now where were we? Still in the mood babe? No? What do you mean GOODBYE? God Dammit!
Ooooo-la-loch ness.Nah. Nessie isn’t in this Calendar of Sexy Monsters, but many other sexy beasts are here. Like a werewolf, the Blob, Bigfoot, a Xenomorph, the creature from the black lagoon and more. That’s a monster a month and it lasts a whole year long. Which is coincidentally what I say about the wife’s menstrual cycle, but that’s another story. Gotta go rub her feet or she’s gonna beat me up again. The stairs! I mean, I’m gonna fall down the stairs. I’m just clumsy. Coming dear!
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