Who’s that sexy chick with the femurs that go on forever? And that pelvis! That gluttonous maximus. Wait, that’s a muscle isn’t it? Whatever. This calendar is like calcium, cuz I just grew a bone if ya know what I’m sayin’. I like big bones and I can not lie… These girls got to many skeletons in the closet though. This Eizo: Pin-up Calendar features x-rays of skeleton pin-ups instead of, you know, pin-ups with their flesh.
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Turn the Day of the Dead into the Day of the Bed. And just don’t get out for anyone or anything. Leave me alone, I’m tired! This Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover is from FolkandFunky, which sounds like a lame buddy cop show from the 60s. One likes folk music, the other likes funk. Together they are cleaning up the streets.
Awwww look at those skulls. They’re so in love. I wonder how they do “it”? Take that back. No I don’t. Just got a mental image of bone on bone action. Wasn’t really all that gross, but the sound of bones on bones grinding really hurt my ears. When the skeletons are rockin’, don’t come a knockin’! I hear that she’s a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. If you know what I’m saying. More like a creak in the sheets. You know, cuz bones.
Till death do us part? I got news for you two. I think you’re about to divorce cuz you is both dead dead dead! But you look lovely. Really, you two are a cute couple. Couple of corpses!
Seriously, they have all kinds of awesome Gothic, skeleton, too creepy to go to bed sets. Check out the whole shop.
This Life Size Poseable Skeleton has locking joints so you can pose them anyway you want. You know what that means, right neighbors? That’s right, my skeletons are lewd and crude and full of attitude. And not to be misconstrued. You live next to me and you’re screwed. And now I ran out of rhyming words. But basically I’m saying that I’m posing ’em all nasty like. Deal with it. You have blinds.
I don’t have any skeletons in my closet. Except for this Skeletons in the Closet Coaster Set. That’s probably because I don’t get much company. You should always keep your skeletons in your closet. I mean, skeletons, right? People see skeletons outside of your closet and they think you’re a killer. Yeah, a killer decorator! Nobody understands my love of the creepy!
Goth yourself up fool! With these Victorian Gothic Skeleton Necklaces. Steampunk and Gothic. Those are two words that I love to hear together. These necklaces are cool. You got your gentlemen eyeball, your egg-headed freak and a bunch of fancy schmancy Victorian skeletons all dressed up. This will spice up your wardrobe my skeleton loving brothers from another mother. I didn’t forget about you my seesters from another keester. Wear these necklaces with pride.
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