These Hand-Tooled Leather Motorcycle Bags are gonna look so cool when I’m on my motorcycle, life-sized skeleton behind me. My hair blowing in the wind, her hair not so much. Cuz she doesn’t have hair. Man, we are gonna look so badass. Bad to the bone! Am I right?
Posts Tagged skull
This Octopus-Man Skull Pendant proves that two heads are not only better than one, but also scary AF. Where does Octo-Man Skull keep his brains? Probably in the tips of his tentacles. Which is why Octo-Guys lose some IQ everytime they high-five. It comes in six colors. All are awesome.
You ever throw a skull into a bathtub just so you could watch it explode? I mean aside from when you got chemicals in the bathtub and are disposing of a body. Just assuming that’s what you do. This paragraph got really weird. I’m just gonna move on and ignore it. These Skull Bath Bombs are awesome. They have glittery eyes and teeth. Throw them in the bath and watch the fun show.
Where’d they dig up this fossil? The T-Rex Skull Desk Organizer is a mighty skull from a mighty beast and it makes a mighty desk accessory. It will hold your pens and pencils and other desk stuff,plus you can put your hand in there and pretend that it bit you and won’t let go. It comes in several colors. I’m gonna put a stuffed animal in its jaws and pretend it just made a kill, but that’s just me. Rooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
Oh man. Your bathroom is about to get badass peeps. This Skull and Skeleton Toilet Bowl Brush Set is going to look great in your Gothic themed bathroom. What? Don’t we all have Gothic themed bathrooms? Well, I just did mine up real nice with a bat toilet paper holder, stained glass window, some anti-vampire crucifixes and… Wait. You guys didn’t decorate your rooms? Guys, we were all supposed to do it. I’m the only one? Great. We pinky promised and everything. And I didn’t even want to pinky promise cuz it’s not manly, but I did anyway. This really sucks guys!
I just spent like 2 grand on all this! The gargoyle decorations alone cost me $200. Whatevs. I have a sweet Gothic human guano room and you don’t. I like to call it my steam room. As in Cleveland steamer. Oh! Zing! Didn’t see that coming did ya? Hmmmm. I really need to install some ventilation in here.