I can see by your Day Of The Dead Skull Leggings that you have some nice bones baby. Wear them to your yoga class, to dinner… In fact wear them out cuz I love seeing ’em on you girl. What? You’re gonna wear them to the fancy dinner we have scheduled tonight with my boss? Seriously? No, I meant wear them out as in wear them all of the damn time cuz you look sexy. Don’t wear ’em out to dinner. What do you mean you are about to show me what the day of the dead is all about? Did you just threaten me with murder? Damn. Fine. wear ’em. I don’t care.
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Do you like your skulls with roses? Well, this Skulls and Roses Crossbody Purse has both. Plus plenty of room for your stuff. And you better not be carrying around ACTUAL skulls and roses inside cuz that’s just messed up and you may have a problem. This bag is stylish, functional and beautiful, which is coincidentally what I said about my grandmother when they went to put her in a home. They agreed it wasn’t time, then they asked me why I called her a bag and slapped me upside the head.
This Gothic Skull Dress is filled with skulls. And roses. Take it from me, I think you’ll look cute in it. Not that I’ve been watching you or anything. After all of these years, I just know what you like my dear. No need to thank me. Happy anniversary my love.
See, that could be you giving your girl this sweet dress. Someone is getting lucky tonight. Is it me? Am I winning the lottery. Shut up brain, I’m trying to blog here. I think this is called a skater dress cuz if you buy this for her, you are skating right into her heart.
Damn. These leather skulls are pretty darn awesome. They are made by Heavy Eyes and are made by hand in Brooklyn, using premium leathers. Why are your eyes so heavy? Huh? Huh? Stop hitting yourself! Anyway, they fold the leather and use metal hardware to attach it all together. Leather origami? Osteo-origami? I don’t know what to call it, but these skulls are sweet.
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This is an awesome Variety Pack Of Men’s Crew Socks. You get some of nature’s most bizarre supernatural predators all in one package. There’s a vampire, Bigfoot, an alien and some skulls. I say sock it to me. You can mix and match ’em too. I’m gonna wear the vampire and the alien together. Or maybe Bigfoot with the alien, cuz everyone knows that UFOs drop off Bigfoot in the woods. Your feet are gonna freak over these socks.