This is a good look for all of you Black Widows. I know that you want to kill the dudes that you mate with, and I’ve resisted so far, but you in this Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket is making it very very tempting. I’m gettin’ all caught up in your web is what I’m sayin’. Am I a fly? Did you put me in a cocoon? I only ask cuz I really want you to unzip my fly! Whoa, things are gettin’ hot up in here. Gotta go take a cold shower. You can find the matching skirt here.
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This Betsey Johnson Spider Web Crossbody Purse is perfect for Halloween. It features gold-tone hardware and a creepy crawly silver-tone, rhinestone-encrusted spider. Be the queen spider this Halloween, or wear it anytime. You lookin’ good Lil’ Miss Muffet. You weave fashion like you weave your web. Uh… Not to say that both come out of your spider-butt or anything. That’s not what I meant. I mean- Oh what a tangled web I weave.
It’s my friendly neighborhood Spider-Woman. I have no idea what her secret identity is, but I know she wears this Spider Web Lace Top and nothing else. She claims she is fighting crime. The police claim you can see her boobies in that top and they ain’t wrong! It would be a great movie if it weren’t taking place in my neighborhood at night when I’m trying to sleep. The noise doesn’t keep me up. I just can’t sleep knowing that I can see them boobies. And I never do. She swings by way too fast. She wears it with this Pencil Skirt.
Well, if it isn’t the naked chick with spiders all over her. Wait! That’s a Spider Web Bodysuit. Man I wish I was a spider, so I could cling to that body too. That must be the queen on her naughty bits. Unless I miss my guess, that is the elusive Vag Widow, guarding the gate so that none but the worthy may enter. Step aside spider, for I have come to conquer! With the lady’s permission of course. This bodysuit is perfect for Halloween, but really should be worn year round because reasons.
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Light a candle and set a creepy mood with these Engraved Spider Web Votive Candle Holders. Or you can use some plain glass candle holders and set a crappy mood. Your choice. These are perfect for Halloween or any old time. I like to use them, cuz it reminds me that I’m never safe from spiders and if they crawl in these webs, they are gonna burn up. So they are a trap. I’m pretty sure they are dumb enough to do it too. I mean I burnt my hands on Hot Pockets a ton of times and I still haven’t learned.
Candle light, spider web light. What’s the dif?