Look at my Sexy Bat Wing Shirt. I can fly! I can fly! *Splash* Well we know you can jump in that lake. Seriously though, look at those bat wings. Perfect for prancing around next to driftwood. I really wish I could watch this photo shoot. So magical. I especially like the second image where she’s flapping her wings and fanning a fart toward the water. Either that, or she’s getting held up at gunpoint with her arms in the air while twerking and she can’t stop. Won’t stop. God, those wings are sexy. I hope she never stops being her. Ya know?
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Looking for the ultimate bat accessory? I found it for you. No need to thank me. This Banned Gothic Witch Gotham Knight Bat Attack Wallet is full of bats and full of style. Perfect for a night out on the town. Assuming that town is Transylvania. Can I just call you Vlad The Accessorizer? So sexy. It has cool skull charms, an inside zip compartment and slots.
This Sugar Skull Shoulder Purse should satiate your style should you shop for said sugar skulls. That’s a mouthful. CanaryCreated has all kinds of cool purses, many with skulls of the sugary and not so sugary variety. They feature some amazing artwork and will hold all of your essentials. It’s a sugar skull party and you’re invited.
Hey, it’s the Ring of Dracula. Normally, when I hear the ring of Dracula, I don’t pick up the phone cuz the guy will talk your ear off. No, seriously, my ear is sitting on the floor collecting cat hair right now. Plus, he’s probably drunk again. No, this is the actual ring. The one he gave to Mrs Dracula when he proposed.
“With this ring I thee suck yer blood. Is Good?” Oh my yes! I do! I do!
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This Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse will hold all of your candy on Halloween night.It will also hold your eggs and TP for the night before Halloween. Is that still a thing? We used to call it mischief night. AKA the annual night that police and I would get acquainted. This is a beautiful purse. Now excuse me while I go egg this guys house down the street. I heard he’s giving out fun-sized candy again this year instead of full sized bars. Cheap bastard!