This Garage Teeth Kit turns your garage into a Monster Garage. One that eats cars and taunts the neighbors. Perfect for Halloween. Hell, I’d keep this up year round. People gotta know how hungry my garage is. Add some eyes to windows above the garage for an extra scary look. My garage demands a sacrifice!
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Wow. Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture. I don’t know anything about art, but I know what I like. And this ain’t it. I had no idea that ZP was such a problem, but apparently the torn anuses and tattered taints of a thousand victims tell another story. No way. If this is all I have, I ain’t wiping. I’ll just have mud-butt thank you.
Beware the wiping dead. Squeeze the Charmin? This Charmin squeezes you! With teeth!
I’ve had my eyes on these shoes for a long time. Looks like I ain’t the only one. Everybody’s got their eyes on these Monster Shoes. And they’re all googly. Just a bunch of googly eyes and teeth. Do you like ’em? I only ask cuz beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Really, you like ’em? Cool. The eyes have it. All eyes will be on you when you wear these. No, for real.
*Flips switch* Ow! Cut my finger on the teeth again. Ow! Damnit! Now I probably have an infection from Monster saliva. What the hell. I didn’t need the lights on anyway. Gonna use candles from now on. Stupid Monster Light Switch Cover Plates. Plus, that puddle of drool/saliva on the floor under the light switch is probably a safety hazard. These guys still aren’t housebroken. And I’m sick of brushing their teeth once a month! That’s more than I brush my own.