Have a pint with Dracula, or a zombie, or a jack-o-lantern or a skeleton. These Scary Monster Pint Glasses make everything a monster drink! Of course having a pint with dracula means a pint of blood. Your blood. I’m type O myself. As in “Oh sh*t he’s drinking my blood!” These glasses are perfect for Halloween or everyday scares. Beer me Zombie! Let’s get this party started.
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Have you been bitten by a Vampire? If so, dry your tears on some tissues from this Dracula Tissue Box Cover. You know what they say.Once bitten twice shy. What the hell does that even mean? That I’m gonna be bashful if another Vampire bites me? Hell no. I’m a little tease. I’m gonna be all batting my eyelashes and flirting. Then when he’s distracted, I’m gonna bite him instead and turn him human, cuz that’ll work. Then when he is holding his neck and saying, “Ow! What the-” I’m gonna knee him in the nuts and run.
This is an awesome Variety Pack Of Men’s Crew Socks. You get some of nature’s most bizarre supernatural predators all in one package. There’s a vampire, Bigfoot, an alien and some skulls. I say sock it to me. You can mix and match ’em too. I’m gonna wear the vampire and the alien together. Or maybe Bigfoot with the alien, cuz everyone knows that UFOs drop off Bigfoot in the woods. Your feet are gonna freak over these socks.
Sweeeet! I can wear this Nosferatu Jacket and be a one-man vampire biker gang from the back and a pin-striped old tomey gangster from the front. Without a bike, sure, but nobody knows that. I guess they do now, but whatevs. It’s gonna be so sweet. My gang is called the Nosferatus. Or maybe I’ll just call it PBS. People will think we are all intellectual, watching Masterpiece Theater, but it just stands for Pale Blood Suckers. “Here lies y body” Don’t get it. Must be like a math problem. Y=Nosferatu, but I don’t get the rest. Pin-stripes in front and biker jacket in back baby!
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Do I need Vampire And Werewolf Repelling Soaps? Nah. I don’t need to repel vampires or werewolves with soap. I’m more like a werewolf who is repelled by soap itself. Whhhhhew! Things are getting rank around here. Anyway, these soaps are what you need to keep bloodsuckers and hairy beasts away. Each 3oz bar of anti-werewolf soap contains colloidal silver, holy water and rosemary. The vampire one has garlic and holy water in it. Just like garlic bread made fresh from the vatican!