This Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress is confusing. If zombies eat brains and mermaids are essentially fish, and fish is brain food, what is she after? My money! Gotta be my money. Boy did she crawl up the wrong beach! Kinda sexy though. Can a mermaid even walk down the aisle? Or down the isle even? And how’d she find herself posing between all those wine barrels. She’s probably gonna uncork them all and keep herself wet. Take a swim and a drink at the same time.
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KachaktanoMugs makes all kinds of cool and creepy mugs, but these Zombie Tiki Mugs are the most undead way to sip your tropical drinks. He’s got himself a handful of brains, but eating them won’t help his IQ any. Drink your cocktails from this guy. Luckily, he won’t rot and fester like a real zombie as you drink, cuz that would just be gross.
Check these out. What nice Victorian portraits. So quaint and sweet and- What the sh*t! They’re zombies! These Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits go from mild mannered to undead in an instant. You get 4 portraits of this creepy Victorian Addams Family: lady, gentleman, child and grandparents. They all change into rotted corpses, skulls or evil creatures. The family that slays together stays together I guess.
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Wow. Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture. I don’t know anything about art, but I know what I like. And this ain’t it. I had no idea that ZP was such a problem, but apparently the torn anuses and tattered taints of a thousand victims tell another story. No way. If this is all I have, I ain’t wiping. I’ll just have mud-butt thank you.
Beware the wiping dead. Squeeze the Charmin? This Charmin squeezes you! With teeth!
There’s nothing like being mesmerized by a Hula Girl on your dashboard. Unless it’s this Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine. Umm, yeah the ones I remember were more sexy. Less scabby. No open wounds. Still, I wouldn’t kick her off my dashboard for eating crackers. Let’s see you hula baby. Dance and shake your money maker. Oh sh*t. Did I just crash? Why is everything so blurry and peaceful? White light? Go toward what white light? Ohhhhhh there it is.