Tattooed mannequinSo this guy basically bought a mannequin and inked her all up because he wanted a Daughter of Anarchy to play with and sell on eBay. Her name is Linda.

Linda oh Linda,
Have you seen Linda?
Linda the tattooed lady.

She looks like a tramp
when she spends her foodstamps.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.

She’s pumped full of ink,
but she’ll give you a wink.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.

She’s tattooed and pierced,
and she looks rather fierce.
Linda the tattooed lady.

She was inked by a wanker,
Just look at that anchor.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.

From the seller:

THIS MANNEQUIN CAME FROM NORDSTROMS..WHEN I GOT HER SHE TOLD ME NEEDED SOME INK SO I GOT A TATTOO ARTIST HERE IN DALLAS TO DO SOME WORK ON HER AND I PIERCED HER RIGHT NIP..NOW SHES HAPPY …HER NAME IS LINDA AND SHE NEEDS A NEW HOME.. SHE WOULD LOVE TO GO TO SOMEONE’S TATTOO SHOP BUT SHE WOULD BE FINE IN A BAR ,ON THE BACK OF SOMEONE’S HARLEY OR YOUR DAUGHTER’S BALLET TEACHERS CLASSROOM …SHE IS UPPER TORSO ONLY…PERFECT WOMAN NO LEGS NO ARMS AND SHE CAN’T TALK BACK..RED HEAD WITH GREEN EYES…SHE HAS EXTRA HOLES DRILLED IN ARM PITS FOR BUNGEE CORDS.

How much do you want to bet the sale never goes through, because he realizes they belong together?