Tattooed Marilyn Monroe PaintingDamn Marilyn. That ain’t gonna look good when you’re 80 years old. Ohhhhhhh, my bad. Now I feel awkward. Don’t worry about it. Just enjoy the time you have. Mind if I take a look and see what’s under that Martini glass?

This painting is called “Tattoos Are a Girls Best Friend” from artist Alexis Covato. Apparently, so are sleeping pills. Did he just say that? Yeah I did. Get it for $750 on eBay.