The Horror That Is Snuffleupagus Cthulhu
Snuffleupagus or snuffaluffagus is a special cuddly elephant-something that every kid knew at one time, from Sesame Street. Well, apparently this cuddly and gentle creature has been turned into an ancient evil. And he is awake to terrorize the world.
Once this Snuffleluepagus-Cthulhu visits Sesame Street, that street will run red with the blood of a thousand puppets, not to mention the fur and felt that will be everywhere. You may be able to stop this disaster before it happens, if you buy this guy for $350. on Etsy.
Then again, maybe not. His stare will drive you insane, just long enough to wrap those tentacles around your throat and suck the life-force right out of you. That’s when he will be off to Sesame Street. And I have to say that some of them have it coming.