swizzle sticksThis Swizzle Stick Cocktail Hat will be the life of the party. Just $120. from Etsy seller lovemarigold. This hat puts some swizzle in your fashion sizzle. My nizzle.

I made a hat like this once too. Just kept sticking those sticks in my hair after every drink. Yeah, I like girly drinks. So what? You want to get a girl, you have to think like one. Even drink like one.

“But what about your purse?”

“That’s NOT a purse. It’s a messenger bag.”

“I saw makeup in there and-”

“You saw nothing!”

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