The Party Never Ends With This Swizzle Stick Cocktail Hat
This Swizzle Stick Cocktail Hat will be the life of the party. Just $120. from Etsy seller lovemarigold. This hat puts some swizzle in your fashion sizzle. My nizzle.
I made a hat like this once too. Just kept sticking those sticks in my hair after every drink. Yeah, I like girly drinks. So what? You want to get a girl, you have to think like one. Even drink like one.
“But what about your purse?”
“That’s NOT a purse. It’s a messenger bag.”
“I saw makeup in there and-”