bigfoot rockI don’t know. I think this $1,000.00 rock looks more like some kind of screaming Turtle-Man than Bigfoot. The seller thinks it looks like Bigfoot. It is proof that ancient civilizations had silly putty. And that Turtle-Man was a kick-ass hero.

Somebody put their silly putty against a cave painting that depicted one of Turtle-Man’s comic book issues and their silly putty dried because in those days silly putty had a life of just one day after the elder shaman created it. Oh and if you licked it, it would make the cave paintings come to life while you ran around naked and were eventually restrained.

One more image after the jump.

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