The Truth Is Out There: Life-Sized 4 1/2 Foot Tall Alien Prop
For $269.99 you can have your own Life-Sized alien. Don’t blame me when he starts probing your backside and walking through your walls, and inviting his alien buddies over to watch Star Trek and laugh at humans.
Look how much fun that kid is having with his alien. Just holding hands and having a good old time. Best buds. It warms my heart. Maybe they’re communicating. Check out some close ups below.
Those feet are nasty. Looks infected.
Did you have a C-Section? You are in bad shape man. Uh, lady.