Hummingbird Feeder HatYou want to be in the Bird watching hall of fame? Are you a bird watcher who is near sighted? Do you have what it takes to sit calmly and quietly and wait for your prey to land right in front of your face? Only to fly away because of your horrible garlic breath? Yeah, that garlic bread was not a good idea. If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need this Hummingbird feeder hat my friend.

Stalk birds, not chicks on Facebook. At least, that is what I have been told. By many women. Repeatedly. Hey, it’s all creepy, but at least your internet friends won’t see you wearing this thing. Just your neighbors and family. And the mailman. And your dog.
Hummingbird Feeder Hat
I kid, I kid. It’s a really cool idea. But I think it should be Squirrel feeders that encourage them to fight. This way you have a ringside seat. They are going to fight anyway, because nuts are f**king delicious. You can’t eat just one. I dare you to try. You’ll just need a face-guard because those furry suckers are all claws.