Creepy Doll Spats
Spats? What the hell is a spat? Turns out they are those boot covers that WWI era people wore. Not the past tense of stuff that was previously spit on. Anywho, these spats have creepy baby doll heads on them. You can take them for a walk and they will probably start talking to each other, before working their way up to making kill requests of you.

That one. Kill that one!

No. That one over there with the Lucky Charms!

Will you two shut the hell up! I’m trying to shop here! I have to get milk and eggs. Why the hell am I wearing spats???

Creepy Doll Spats