This Gas-Powered Blender Makes A Good Carbon Monoxide Smoothie
I like to close the garage up real tight, get the car running and set this baby on the passenger seat. Then I rev this gas powered blender up and make a smoothie to die for. Or so you would think. But I usually just wake up to my wife shaking me and slapping the carrot juice mustache right off my face. Marriage. Can’t get out of it that easy.