Tie Skirt: Office Wear Evolved
Yeah, I can see women rockin’ the tie skirt, climbing the corporate ladder. They start at the bottom, wearing dress pants and fetching coffee and doughnuts. Then they take out the corporate lackeys above them one by one, luring them into supply closets with the promise of sex, killing them dead and collecting trophies from their swelled pencil necks. When they have enough, they fashion them into skirts, taking the office by storm. Catching the eye of their superiors and quickly ascending in rank, until they have an office full of brave Amazons in tie skirts, firing rubber band crossbows with No. 2 pencil bolts at each other until only the strongest survives.
See this is why I don’t work in an office. Women are vicious and crafty.