Tombstones Salt and Pepper Shakers
Here lies Salt. Here lies Pepper. Man, this is sad. I never even got to see them in concert. I’ll just have to push it in their honor. Push it real good! Dun dun dun dun duh…. These Tombstones Salt and Pepper Shakers are a great way to make your table look like a graveyard. It goes well with the leftover bones of that chicken you just ate.

And so these seasonings are laid to rest. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I never took it out and used it, so it really did rust.