turkeyzilla bag and drumstick purseJust in time for Thanksgiving. It’s the Turkeyzilla Tote Bag With Drumstick Coin Purse. This ain’t no poultry handbag, but it will gobble up all of your essentials thanks to it’s large inner cavity. You get a bonus drumstick coin purse. Sweeeet!

You have to make it yourself from the pattern, which will probably still be a lot faster than cooking a Thanksgiving day turkey.