Uskulls Are Full Of Junk, Just Like Your Real Skull
Hoarder: I wish I could store as much crap in my head as I do in my rat-infested home.
Uskull rep: Now you can. Introducing Uskull. It’s you. In a skull. Have crap? We will put it in a clear skull, so that you can display said crap among your other knick knacks. It will compliment your piles of moth-eaten newspaper and also goes well with rat turds and cat corpses. Only $375.