Vampire Bat String Lights
What else are you going to hang in your belfry? These Vampire Bat String Lights are luminescent bats that you can hang anywhere. Why wouldn’t you? These lights are sweet! I’mma make my house look like some techo-castle with glowing bats flying all over the place. Like TRON, but with bats. Which is an awesome Hollywood pitch by the way. BAT-TRON! Somebody get my agent on the phone. Somebody get me an agent! Wait, you got me a travel agent. No, I don’t want to winter in the Bahamas, but will you read my script?