carrot body pillowSeems wrong, but some people really get off on their veggies, to the point of taking them into their bed and- *Hands on face Home Alone style* -sleeping with them. Relax Vegans, Vegetarians and Vulva-sharians, I’m just talkin’ bout snuggling the carrot, not waxing it. This giant carrot body pillow is crazy.

Now you can get all up in that carrots grill and just snuggle the heck out of it, maybe even grind it a little. I ain’t judging. It’s all about comfort and whatever happens between you and the carrot is your business. It’s just $85 from Etsy. It’s 4 feet long, which suddenly makes me feel inadequate. Bigger than my carrot and bound to get more snuggles. What? I’m talkin’ bout my own carrot pillow.

More shots of the crazy carrot below as the seller takes it about town and points it at people and stuff.

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Someone is proud of their giant carrot.
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I have this carrot. I have this small blue thing. Wanna let them hook up?
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Well, hello there. Been waiting long? Hell yes, it is time to cuddle. I’m gonna pull your carrot top just the way you like it.