Velociraptor Dinosaur Heels
These Velociraptor heels are so hot they require an exploding volcano tat. Velociraptors are the Road Runners of the Dinosaur world, so they should improve your speed. Velociraptors existed during the Cretaceous period, about 75 million years ago, but they are in fashion this season.
They will cost you $150 from Etsy seller Thescienceboutique, who makes all kinds of custom footwear.