Weird Alligator Taxidermy Dolls
Damn, that’s one ugly chick. These Weird Alligator Taxidermy Dolls from OddlyUniqueCreations is fugly. And I thought I was gator bait. Reminds me of that blind date my friend set me up on. She looked just like this. Gave me Er-reptile dysfunction for like a week. I was all like, “See ya later alligator” and “after while crocodile.” I might have also told her that I would need some pretty strong gator-aid to take her home. *shudders* Not gonna lie. I downed some strong gator-aid and bumped nasties with her. She sure knew how to spin a guy around in bed so it feels like your drowning. I lost an arm that night. Never called her back. She was the one that got away. Sure, I set traps, called in Steve Irwin… Wasn’t meant to be.