mutant baby toyStep on them! Step on them like cockroaches! These wind-up mutant baby toys really creep me out. I haven’t seen anything this freaky since I went on that “vision quest” with that mysterious Shaman. And by vision quest, I mean downing like 20 Mountain Dews and eating like $20 worth of Pixie Sticks. By Shaman, I mean my friend Mark who lives in front of the 7-11 and picks up spent scratch-off tickets with his leashed rat named Hieronymouse.

Be sure to click through for a video, where they look even freakier. Only $30. on Etsy.

mutant baby toy

mutant baby toy